Just assume that the world of Harry Potter meets the world of Twilight!

Harry: Cedric! You’re alive… How?
Edward: Carlisle here changed me.
Carlisle: We are vegetarian Vampires.
Hermione: Vegetarian, how can a vampire be vegetarian.
Emmet: We drink only animals’ blood.
Lavender: You sick filthy people.
Jacob: I’m a werewolf.
Lupin: How can you be so casual about it? Doesn’t transformation hurt? Every bone in your body breaking and repairing itself?
Jacob: Well, no, since I can transform anytime, I’ve gotten used to it!
Greyback: That’s impossible, no full moon?
Jacob: Um, no… Here I’ll show you

Sirius: Your name is Jacob Black, and you turn into a dog. Very original.
Emmet: So you all are…
Dumbledore: Wizards…
Minerva: And Witches!
Aro: Oh! Have any extra powers? I can see people’s thoughts by touching…